The Power of Pee

A student walks up to the horrific Chemistry teacher - who would not let students out of the class if their lives were on the line.

Nervous yet ambitious, this student has something up his sleeve. This student knows the magic word; the word that opens doors of opportunity to worlds yet unexplored - and ultimately results in self-satisfaction. 

Indeed, this word sounds like 'please'.The student shudders, but not with fear.The student trembles, but he has a mission that demands completion. Time is of the essence and the student paces in anticipation. What has to be done, must be done. 

You notice that the student is let out of class, with a rare empathizing glance from the teacher.

You know that look, you know that innocuous nod. You recall that trickle of sweat running down his temples, and you remember that awkwardly close walk. You know the signs, you know them all too well.

You've been there, done that. Each day, Everyday. Twice a day, thrice a day. Sometimes four, many times even more.

Suddenly it all fits perfectly, he just had to pee.